The moment when you realize you unintentionally dressed from was to toe in jcrew, including shoes and belt and then feel like a douche.
Last night I discovered that the cashier at the late-night gourmet hotdog BYOB place knows my name.
This will not keep me from getting those vegan papaya salad hotdogs at 3am, damnit!
“There were shouts and high-pitched mews coming from every corner of the crowd.”
Apparently this concert’s audience experienced an invasion of riled kittens!
“The first thing I noticed is that everybody in line was dressed up very nicely, and [name redacted] & I were wearing sweatpants and t-shirts. I was hoping that we didn’t come across as disrespectful.”